
Abbasi
“Everyone needs somebody. Today, nobody needed you.”
Official fight billIsrael votes for the 26th KnessetTuesday 27 October 2026Polls 07:00 to 22:00


Red cornerThe Voter
Blue cornerThe Cabal
16 candidates. One seat.
An arcade fighter for iPhone and iPad, with Android on the way. Sixteen fictional parody characters, a proper fighting-game engine, and online play that puts iPhone and Android in the same ring.
Also on the card, in alphabetical order:
Admission: one vote
Election27.10Tuesday
On the wall: eight veterans and six newcomers for 2026. Every one of them has moves. None of them has a plan.
Plus two more in the main event below: the Voter and the CabalListed alphabetically. Don’t read into it.
7.5 seats for every candidate.
Margin of error: ±120 seats. There is no such thing as half a seat. Hence: a fight.

“Everyone needs somebody. Today, nobody needed you.”

“Nothing personal. We just refreshed the ranks.”New for 2026.

“Turn the volume up. They can still hear each other think.”

“I support term limits. Yours just ran out.”New for 2026.

“It was a long and complicated process. You lost anyway.”

“Governments come and go. I stay.”New for 2026.

“I had a multi-year plan. Two rounds did the job.”New for 2026.

“Discipline beats improvisation. Every single time.”

“Up early, down fast. That is the whole doctrine.”

“Appeal granted. Your case is dismissed.”New for 2026.

“That, in short, is what a functioning alternative looks like.”

“I said what I said. Then I did what I said.”

“The transfer is approved. Your health bar is not.”

“The people want new faces. So I rearranged yours.”New for 2026.
Tap a poster to hear what they have to say.
Six ways to reach the ballot box. All of them involve punching.
Online · new
For an evening bout. iPhone or Android, doesn’t matter. Party membership not required.
K7QX
No O next to 0, no I next to 1. Nobody gets to claim confusion.
Rollback netcode. Your input lands within two to four frames, and rollback hides the rest. Even with your opponent at the other end of the country.
Exclusive
iPhoneandAndroid
First party
Second party
Mode
Four difficulty levels. The higher they climb, the less they apologise.
Two players · one device
Like a political argument over Friday dinner, only with health bars. By dessert, one friend fewer.
New at the community centreWalkthrough · Training
Sixteen lessons that teach the game while you play it, from walking to ultras. No previous political experience required.
The training room: a patient dummy, a clock that never runs, and frame data on every hit. The only place in the country where someone actually listens.

Red corner
The Voter
“Eleventh time is the charm. See you at the polls.”
LOCKEDFinish Arcade
Main event · Official weigh-in
In the red corner: a citizen in a baseball cap, with a folding chair and eleven elections on his back. In the blue corner: every backroom deal ever signed, tailored into one suit.
| The Voter | Stat | The Cabal |
|---|---|---|
| The Citizen | Nickname | Final boss |
| 355 | Walk speed | 340 |
| 1.00 | Weight | 1.20 |
| 100% | Damage taken | 78% |
| Ballot Toss | Special | Gavel Strike |
| Election Day | Super | Package Deal |
| 11 elections | Record | Never elected. Never left. |
| After Arcade | Playable? | No. It plays you. |
Real numbers, straight from the game’s fighter file. Speed is points per second, weight is how hard they are to shift, damage taken is how much of each hit actually lands.
Five Arcade fights, then the Cabal. Beat it and the Voter is yours.

Blue corner
The Cabal
“The cabal holds. It always holds.”
Official document · For immediate release · Fighting systemsPage 1 of 1
The only manifesto this election that anyone actually intends to keep.
Frame data on every move. Startup, active, recovery. Full transparency, contrary to custom.
High and low guard. Block high, eat a low. Block a heavy and the turn is yours to punish.
Throws and throw breaks. Get grabbed and you have one moment to break free. After that it’s a coalition agreement.
Armoured focus attacks. Absorb one hit and pay it back with interest, like any good faction meeting.
EX, super and ultra. A four-stock super meter, plus a revenge gauge that fills only from the hits you take. Like public patience, except here it’s good for something.
Guard and stun gauges. Turtle too long and you crack. Eat too much and you’re seeing stars.
No hitting below the belt.
Except sweeps.
Rollback online. Your inputs land within two to four frames, and rollback hides the rest. Sixty frames a second, iPhone to Android and Galilee to Arava.
Six buttons and a stick, sized for thumbs. Whoever loses can’t blame the controller.




Signed by:
All 16 candidates. Unanimously. The first thing they have ever agreed on.
For illustration only, as the billboards say: renders from the new version’s design file. Like any campaign promise, the finished product may differ slightly.





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